I am a freelance iPhone developer. I love developing apps but dealing with clients isn't my favorite part of the job. Let me just tell you this: I know you think you have a genius idea, but every great app takes time and discipline. And yes, I do charge $x per hour because this is my livelihood.
Sigh. I created this blog partly to rant, partly to give you advice on how to deal with freelancers, and partly to teach you how to make iPhone apps so you don't bother me to death.
The end. Until next time, of course.